JASON & ERIN STEWART

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The much anticipated Road Trip 2005 Top 50!!!

About a month ago Angie, Tara, Elana and I set off for a roadie out east...here are some of the things we learned...enjoy!
1) Tara is one of the most gullible people in the world.
2) Elana, Angie and Erin love to prey on gullible people.
3) PEI is not to be confused with PEI Island
4) Sleeping in the back of a truck is not all it’s cracked up to be-while Tara may disagree.
5) Never trust Tara’s travel decisions/direction or pronunciations.
6) Make sure while changing at a ferry stop that all truckers are sleeping.
7) Tara was born without a bladder…….she is bladderless!
8) Pompeii is not the same as Polonia.
9) The lead singer of a band is sometimes referred to as the “head” singer.
10) Angie is banished from gaining custody of the keys.
11) Tara is banished from throwing food and other item from the truck
12) When in dire need of a place to stay, show up on the doorstep of Erin’s friends and they will welcome you with open arms.
13) Don’t play any of Angie’s “bonding” games
14) When camping...count on rain.
15) No dance on table!
16) The people of Digby will rob you blind...stupid ferry!
17) Take heed when you are the only one swimming and others just look on
18) Don’t wear your best clothes while eating lobster in the company of John Meadows.
19) While holding a towel for a clothes changing friend, it’s best to keep your eyes closed and head turned away.
20) Quebec and De Back are two different things.
21) Elana only looks high
22) Celtic…. not Seltic
23) Erin beat Angie in the alphabet game
24) Erin’s memory is similar to the Encyclopedia Britanica
25) Vermont state troopers are hot.
26) Angie will do almost anything for money including jumping from a bridge.
27) Erin can burp out songs.
28) Wrongturns are delayed righturns.
29) We need wide open spaces!
30) You know you’re tight when you recognize other people’s brands.
31) You can get a BA in bag piping
32) You don’t need utensils to eat a chicken
33) Tara is the queen of losing pillows
34) You don’t need an axe to chop a tree down- a hammer will work
35) Bathing is possible just about anywhere
36) Sssssss ssssssss is the official mating call of the mongoose
37) Get me out of this freaking truck!
38) While driving on a scary deserted Vermont road don’t mention to your friends how the atmosphere reminds you of the Blair Witch Project
39) Four people can definitely fit on one mattress
40) Does Cody McEwen exist?
41) Even cops get confused when they see flashing lights
42) There are no hyphens or K’s in Quebecois
43) When you only poop once every 7 days , you can’t help but envy those who poop 4 times a day
44) Pooping after a week long constipation can only be described as delicious
45) A pic is worth a 1000 pees
46) Angie is the clean truck warden
47) Do not take directions from students in Nova Scotia
48) Underwear is optional
49) Loud bars=ears ringing=hearing loss
50) 7 days is all it take to make life long friends

To my road tripping buddies...YOU ROCK!!!
Peace Erin

7 Comments:

  • At 11:25 AM , Blogger Jen said...

    HEY! I was hitting the "next blog" button for kicks today, and I came across your blog and read about your travels! That is totally awesome! I love reading other people's blog--sometimes I feel like it is spying a bit, but its always fascinating to see what other people are up to in other parts of the country. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I really liked your blog and reading about your travels, etc. so keep up the good writing!

     
  • At 5:48 AM , Anonymous Theresa said...

    Again, I am GREEN with envy, the road trip sounded awesome. I haven't taken one of those in a few years....your adventures sound...adventurous! Seriously, I want in on the next trip!

    ~Theresa

     
  • At 9:50 AM , Blogger ~Heidi 8) ~ said...

    AHHH that sounded soo awsome...i wish i could have been home to go too!! I can't beleive how long it has been since we went to BC. Sweet times...and yes we learned a lot then too hahaha

     
  • At 9:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hey Erin
    You are freakin' funny. I guess I will see you for thansgiving - I will be home next Sunday. So pumped. Glad you've been trekking Canada - can't wait to see the footage as you're the most experienced videograhper.
    your sister amy

     
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